Found something funny that crack me up ... but hey you can laugh at them too
One Liners & Q&A
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
- INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
and something to cheers the Ladies up ...
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
ANS: (because they are plugged into a genius)
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
ANS:(they don't stop to ask directions)
of cos U must be smart enough to scroll over to read