Monday, July 21, 2008

One Liners & Q&A

Found something funny that crack me up ... but hey you can laugh at them too

One Liners & Q&A

  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

  • TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

  • Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

  • INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.



and something to cheers the Ladies up ...

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
ANS: (because they are plugged into a genius)

WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
ANS:(they don't stop to ask directions)

of cos U must be smart enough to scroll over to read

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