Just after watching The HeartBreak Kid, which featured one henpecked husband who was kept on a modern leash (aka via a handphone) by his wife , my friend picked up the phone to call his girlfriend that I quickly identify as The Leash and made this comment
"So your gf also keep on you a leash huh?"
his reply was
"at least I got one ... do you have a leash ???"
our dodgy friendship was so over-ed then and there