"Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex" VS "I don think SO"

Just read my friend blitz's blog entry on "Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex" and even tho I enjoy Chocolate very much, I can't help but disagree with him on all the points mentioned.

"1. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone SOFT.
2. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
3. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
4. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
5. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
6. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
7. Good chocolate is easy to find.
8. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
9. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
10. With chocolate, size doesn't matter. "

1. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone SOFT.
> hehehe even if it gone SOFT ... there are other ways to satisfies

2. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
> with practice, U can make sex last as long as u want it too ... if u want lessons, come look for me ... ladies FOC : )

3. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
>Er why cdo u wanna have sex or even chocolate in front of ur mom ? if i have chocolate in front of my mom, chances will be that I will lugi chocolate instead.

4. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
>ouch ... no challenge here

5. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
> faking it can be as good as the real thing ... just as long as u dont discover that she faking it : )

6. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
> True but now we got condoms ... so no problem or worries here

7. Good chocolate is easy to find.
> sex partner also easy to find ... worse case, go find "chicken" hehehe

8. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
> NO TRUE ! my nephew n grandpa both got banned from Chocolate too !!

9. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
> as long as u got thick walls and not those cheap hotel walls, I dont think sex noise will be a worry here ... + u never know, ur neighbours might enjoy it too

10. With chocolate, size doesn't matter.
> it doesnt matter but it will make u fat ! it's just as bad as the size issue n sex